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twentypercentcooler: …But there sure are a lot of the Super-Hero 1% images that Matt and I made floating around Tumblr with no links back to the article we made ‘em for.
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He's right though, that is pretty crazy.
Chris: You know what's crazy?
Matt: eating toenails
Chris: I think Footloose might actually be MORE relevant now.
I can definitely see some crazy teabagger being like "I SAW OBAMA DO SOME DEVIL DANCE WITH MUSLIM KENYANS AND THAT AIN'T AMERICAN."
Matt: and yet Dennis Quaid is much less relevant. also: Too bad the movie looks like it's gone out of its way to be set in nothing close to resembling the real world.
Chris: I hope they have Bill O'Reilly talking about how dancing is sharia law.
Matt: from the commercials I've seen it's just because some kids died from Dancing.
Chris: Oh shit, I am LOLing FR, IRL. Were they Ghost Riding the Whip?
Matt: Ghost Dancing the Whip
Chris: God, wouldn't it be great if the new Footloose was specifically about Ghost Riding the Whip?
Chris: Like, they started writing that screenplay three years ago because they thought it was going to be the big new movement and they neeeded to define it, and now they've spent too much money to change. They have no choice but to release Ghost Ride The Whiploose.